Real footage of me pole dancing: aka the girl on the left
what even are cats
Everything about this picture is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
I can’t stop laughing at this and I’m not even sure why.
"We have to talk about Jerry. I just don’t think he’s going to make the grade we’ve come to expect around here."
"CARL! CARL, YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! THE SUN IS HIDING IN THIS LITTLE METAL HOUSE!"
"I rest my case."
"CARL! CARL! CARL!"
"Or I will."
This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
Daisy Lola (via fullybalanced)